Monday, August 8, 2011
There is great need for a sarcasm font
Did you know you get credit for refilling the copier if you put at least 3 sheets of paper in it? Did you know if you move an existing piece of office equipment to a new location, it magically becomes brand new and no one will know how to use it? Did you know if you send an outgoing fax then stare at the fax machine with deep concentration you will get a return fax almost instantly? Did you know if you leave your dirty coffee cup in the sink long enough little elves will dance their way out of the cupboards and wash it for you? Did you know as long as you are holding a piece of paper in your hand you can walk around your office for hours before someone realizes you aren't actually working?